What the.. (Kung Phooey)

Was eating dinner while channel surfing on Astro to look for something interesting to watch... A particular movie on Star Movies happened to catch my eye...


hey... this ain't no drama...


This movie totally shocked me out for the first few minutes... mainly because on the 'info' screen it was rated as movie/drama... How on earth a sane drama could be named as such was just beyond me... and hence, lead to me watching that load of crap...and subsequently me losing a good deal of I.Q. >_<
the ancient peach, one of its protectors and some random ninja dude..

yes.. it took a while to figure out whether it was a chinese kungfu parody or another one of the cheap low-budget kungfu flicks.. >_> I guess that means they pulled it off pretty well... Only figured it out when the main char was walking through some sand dune being all heroic and cool-like.. then some beach chick in bikini jumps out of no where with her volleyball...


The story mainly revolves around this magical peach thinga-ma-jig that is all ancient and stuff.. and provides youth... the useless monks couldn't protect the peach from falling into the hands of the evil ninjas. For a long long time the peach was lost.. then one day, the main char, Art Chew (yes, lots of dumb puns in the movie..) comes to the temple to learn their ways..

Simply put, his masters want him to get the peach back.. and fast.. so he ventures forth to America to find it..


doesn't he look just like Spock? (the star trek guy) o_O


In his search for the peach he meets up with some Bruce Lee wannabe nigga and an American Chinese guy that doesn't do all that much.. but of course, as you could guess (by looking at Spock up there, they're absolutely useless... and stupid too)

And...



Wtf is up with that guy in blue underwear anyway? -.-

The girl in the purple top.. she's pretty decent to look at.. well endowed to boot ;) But personally I wish the blondie was the lead female char.. *dissapointed* >_>

Aaaanyway... moving right along,
So how was the movie all in all you ask?


"there's no place like home... there's no place like home.."


Well.. for one thing, the main char turned into Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz halfway through...

Memorable perhaps...quite entertaining to boot.. It had its moments. =)